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The ghost of one of these men will protect you as you sleep. The ghost of the other will torment you endlessly.

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Retreat to your own private patch of paradise in this lush, sloping back yard oasis! Minimalist landscaping and stark concrete features give this property that much-desired Shawshank feel.

Fun fact #1: Behind that ten-foot concrete barrier is a six-lane freeway.

Fun fact #2: Living right next to a six-lane freeway will cost you a mere $450,000.

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I feel like there’s a Pottery Barn joke to be had in here somewhere, but it’s very early in the morning where I live and I’ve only just started on my coffee, so instead I’ll just grab the low-hanging fruit and point out that someone took a dump on the pig’s head.

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Imagine all the things you could do with this backyard, already filled with lush greenery! The generous parking area has ample room for multiple vehicles, whether they’re running or not. No need to worry about oil stains on the concrete here! The detached garage is ready to be insulated to keep your drug lab cozy and warm through all seasons.

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"If we leave the ketchup on the counter, it’ll distract from the fact that this place is an obvious meth lab."

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Y’know what? I don’t think this one even needs a joke, just a heavy dose of fire and enough bleach to destroy any remaining DNA evidence.

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Enjoy a spacious yard and large detached garage… we think. It’s hard to say, actually. Either this neighborhood is really foggy, or the realtor’s Blackberry could use a good cleaning. At least the lawn is relatively green, and seems to have a landing area for some variety of small flying saucer.

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Age of Extinction dethrones Avatar at Chinese Box Office

Entertainment trade website Variety is reporting that the second week box office take for Transformers: Age of Extinction has put the Chinese gross at over $220million, making the film the highest-grossing theatrical release in Chinese history.

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Lorenzo di Bonaventura: G.I. Joe v Transformers film “a possibility”

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Hasbro’s Transformers and G.I. Joe franchises have a long history of bumping into each other. The G1 cartoon often hinted that the two shows shared a universe, and 1987 saw the publication of the first “G.I Joe and the Transformers” crossover series from Marvel. Since then we’ve seen several meetups in the comics and a handful of crossover toys from Hasbro. Could fans hope to seen see Optimus and…

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Lorenzo di Bonaventura: G.I. Joe v Transformers film “a possibility”

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Hasbro’s Transformers and G.I. Joe franchises have a long history of bumping into each other. The G1 cartoon often hinted that the two shows shared a universe, and 1987 saw the publication of the first “G.I Joe and the Transformers” crossover series from Marvel. Since then we’ve seen several meetups in the comics and a handful of crossover toys from Hasbro. Could fans hope to seen see Optimus and…

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